Hey there old chap. After a tough day of getting the golf carts reupholstered and seeing what can be done about remarking the tennis courts, we wanted to take a minute to let you know your country club membership has been approved. We could use a few more good men like you in the club. Men who not only appreciate impeccable style and craftsmanship, but who also possess a good sense of humor. Which is why we are pleased to include with your private membership the Old Money Swiss- Made Watch. While we like to poke fun at hoity-toity rich guys, we are dead serious when it comes to quality.
Which is why we went to Switzerland to have this timepiece made. Swiss watchmakers have been recognized as the world’s finest since at least the 1600s. According to Swiss law, a watch may only be labeled Swiss if both the watch and its movement have been assembled, encased and inspected in Switzerland. And only if a watch clears this high bar is it entitled to have the word Swiss printed on it. The Old Money Watch is up to the required standard, bearing the authenticity of the Swiss-Made label. It also meets our criteria for being exceptionally good looking.
Inspired by patriotic colors, the band celebrates timeless preppy American fashion. The playful band, when paired with the elegantly slim dial, gives you a timepiece that can go from work to after work without missing a beat. There is a watch like this with some hoity-toity guys name on it, and it has an equally hoity-toity price. And, get this–– it’s not Swiss Made. Who does he think he is? Well, you’ve proven yourself fit for the club by perusing the pages of our catalog. That means you’ve proven yourself deserving of an outstanding deal. So take home the Old Money Swiss-Made Watch and keep more of your money in the bank.